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Write the first section of your article here. Remember to include links to other pages on the wiki. The movie opens with a shot spoofing the one
in Armageddon. In the year 10,001 B.C., a caveman (Will) runs away from a mammoth before getting in a fight with Wolf , the main antagonist.
He then encounters a saber-toothed, gasoline-drinking Amy Winehouse , who informs him that the world will end on August 29, 2008 (the
releasing day of the movie), revealing their fate laying in a crystal skull. The film flash-forwards to the present, where Will , the main protagonist
,apparently dreamed the past sequence. He then finds out that his girlfriend, Amy (Vanessa Minnillo), is having an affair with Flavor Flav
and the two break up with Will not admitting his true feelings for her Later that day, Will has a "Sweet Sixteen" party at his house, despite the
fact that he's 25. Among the guests are Juney and Will's best friend Calvin (Gary "G-Thang" Johnson). By then, Amy arrives with her new
boyfriend before the High School Musical-like number "Friends Forever" is performed with cameos by an off-key Jessica Simpson
and Justin Timberlake.
However, the party comes to a halt when the lights go out as the room shakes and a bulletin on the radio claims that it is the end of the world. Mazi Adams
Will, Juney, Calvin and his girlfriend Lisa (Kim Kardashian) go outside during a meteor shower and find that Hannah Montana (Flanagan) has
been crushed by a meteor and, even when caught between life and death, is still promoting her merchandise until her wig falls off, revealing
her as Miley Cyrus before she finally dies. Soon after, the city starts to freeze over, and the group retreats to a garage for shelter. They meet
the Sex and the City girls, who claim to have first grabs and Juney beats a drag queen version of Carrie Bradshaw for the garage
Zohan-style.
Then Will gets a call from Amy, admitting his feelings for her before he decides to get to her as Lisa gets killed by a meteor. While
the others comfort a distraught Calvin, the Enchanted Princess (Parker) climbs out of a manhole and gets hit by a taxi, with Calvin catching her
as they immediately fall in love with each other. Juney guesses that she is a princess thrown out of her kingdom by an evil witch, the Princess
explains that she's a "demented homeless chick who lives in the sewers" due to consuming "lots and lots and lots of mind-altering, enchanting
drugs!" After getting into a dance off with the Princess's Princely pimp dancing to Sizzle C's "I Like Them Girls," the heroes flee when a tornado
appears. Afterward, they encounter knockoffs of Alvin and the Chipmunks, who suddenly contract rabies and start attacking the gang and eat
Juney's flesh until she presumably dies. The Chipmunks then go after Will and Calvin until they trap them in a trash can, fatally suffocating
them as they attempt to escape. . With time against them, the Princess kills Speed Racer so they can hijack his car with the
numbers 5 1/2 (5:30) and Michael Jackson in the trunk along with Chim-Chim and Spritle and drive to the museum.
When they get there, they save Amy who reveals the Crystal Skull from Will's dream to be the only thing that can stop
the end of the world. As Will and Amy make their way to the altar, Calvin and the Princess find that the museum doors are closed and all the
artifacts have come alive, including Kung Fu Panda, who fights Calvin. When Calvin makes out with the Princess after beating
Kung Fu Panda, he sees that she is actually atransvestite by removing "his" wig while Kung Fu Panda takes out a katana and kills Calvin and
the Enchanted Princess.Meanwhile, Will and Amy run into Beowulf , who fights Will in the nude. After Beowulf is defeated, Will and Amy meet
Will's father and Will returns the Crystal Skull to its altar, averting further destruction. The film ends with a wedding ceremony for Will and Amy.
CAST
Matt Lanter as Will
Vanessa Minnillo as Amy
G Thang as Calvin
Crista Flanagan as Juney MacGuff /�Hannah Montana
Nicole Parker as Enchanted Princess, Amy Winehouse, Jessica Simpson
Kim Kardashian as Lisa
Ike Barinholtz as The Policeman, Wolf, Anton Chigurh, Hellboy, Batman, Alex "Alexander" (Beowulf), Prince Caspian
